By Bruce Stambaugh
It’s funny how we humans are driven by our own artificial boundaries. Calendars are a prime example. It’s simply how civilization keeps track of life. We record daily events, and then summarize them at year’s end.
Given the happenings of 2012, I’m glad this year is over. A sampling of some of this year’s escapades might explain why.
Jan. 12 – A judge in Millersburg, Ohio declared a mistrial when juror number nine wore the juror button upside down, making it a six.
Feb. 14 – The Newtown Wastewater Treatment Plant, Brooklyn, N.Y. offered tours for lovers on Valentine’s Day, and 100 people showed up.
Feb. 28 – Greenwood, a town of 700 in British Columbia, Canada, received the award for having the best tap water in the world.
March 8 – Wild Birds Unlimited reported that Americans spend $5.4 billion annually on seed, materials and accessories to feed and watch wildlife.
March 11 – Four Amish youths were charged with underage drinking when their horse and buggy crashed into a sheriff’s cruiser near Sherman, N.Y.
April 19 – Starbucks announced that it would quit using crushed bugs to dye some of its colored drinks.
May 18 – Delta Airlines offered hockey fans a free flight across the Hudson River to attend the play-off game between the New York Rangers and the New Jersey Devils.
May 19 – A report showed that China had more students enrolled in U.S. colleges than any other foreign country.
June 14 – The youngest player to ever qualify, Andy Zhang, 14, teed off in the U.S. Open.
June 25 – A technology research group announced that for the first time ever in the U.S. e-books had outsold printed books.
July 16 – A 36-year old Bellville, Ill. woman was arrested after calling 911 six times because her boyfriend wouldn’t give her another beer.
August 2 – Two teams of badminton players were kicked out of the London Olympics for intentionally trying to lose in order to play easier teams in the next round.
August 26 – Besse Cooper, the world’s oldest person, turned 116, and credited her longevity to minding her own business and avoiding junk food.
Sept. 6 – A Canton, Ohio man was arrested for attacking his son’s mother by pouring a bottle of hot sauce on her.
Sept. 17 – In Dordogne, France, a dog shot his master in the hand when it jumped onto the man’s gun and accidentally stepped on the trigger, firing the shotgun.
Oct. 5 – After feeding on wastes at an M&M candy factory in northern France, bees were found to be producing blue and green honey.
Oct. 10 – Radio station KYXE in Yakima, Washington began playing its all Christmas music format.
Nov. 10 – A 28-year-old pregnant Arizona woman was arrested when she allegedly drove over her husband with their SUV when she learned that he had failed to vote in the Nov. 6 election.
Nov. 14 – By first breathing pure oxygen, Stig Severinsen, a diving and breathing expert, held his breath under water for a record 22 minutes.
Dec. 4 – NASA announced that its Voyager 1 spacecraft, launched in 1977, had reached the end of the solar system.
Dec. 12 – Kiam Moriya of Birmingham, Ala. turned 12 at exactly 12:12 p.m.
These newsy tidbits demonstrate that 2012 was another crazy year, mostly thanks to the zaniness of the inhabitants of our incredible earth. Let’s hope that 2013 will ring in a better, saner, happier life for all of us.
© Bruce Stambaugh 2012
6 thoughts on “I’m glad this year is over”
Blessings dear Bruce — I am waiting at the door of 2013 with you. Peace!
Peace be with you in 2013 as well, Carrie.
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Happy New Year, Bruce. Got any water? Thanks for stopping by my blog! I, of course, remember you and our crazy table at Erma Bombeck. Also, you, of course, remember me and the story of how I’m my own fourth cousin. (How could you forget). Sorry it’s been a minute, but I am, as you probably know, am adjusting to an additional family member. 🙂 Wesley is a sweetie! Enjoying your blog and thanks for dropping by mine.
It’s so good to hear from you. Funny, I was just thinking about you this morning as I put bottled water in my car. Seriously. I went birding on this brisk morning. (It was 2 degrees this morning.) I’m glad to know all is well, and you are enjoying your new baby boy. I like the name Wesley. But why doesn’t anyone name their kid Bruce anymore? 🙂
I am also glad it is over! Happy New Year, Bruce!
Happy New Year to you as well, Karen.
All the best,
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